Fuzzu Political Parody Donald Cat Toy Special Edition

by Fuzzu
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$9.99
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He’s new! He’s improved!! He’s the smartest, most popular, most powerful leader of cat toys in the world! Our 8” Donald Special Edition cat toy features super-charged, top quality organic catnip and top-stitched floppy arms and legs to initiate spirited debates on the floor. A real conversation starter! Donald Special Edition cat toy features crazy orange fly-away plush hair and all new printed humorous details. "HILARIOUS GIFT: Donald Special Edition Cat Toy is different! Created just for this election season, he’s our artfully hand-drawn, with all new full color details. We’ve added plenty of updated jokes and humor. Our political toy is a REALLY REALLY GREAT gift for cats and their people, no matter which way they lean.
MAKE YOUR CAT’S TOY GREAT AGAIN: POTUS sports an “Electoral College Graduate” button, and a copy of “The Daily Fake News” in his pocket. His back includes the self-proclaimed statement; “I’m the Chosen one”.
IT’S ORGANIC, BABY: Featuring U.S. grown certified organic catnip to get the party started! Our super-charged catnip releases an aromatic scent that’s irresistible (if you’re a cat).
NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THIS TOY: This magnificent catnip-infused toy is made with durable fabric to ensure long lasting play.
NON-TOXIC: Crafted from premium non-toxic polyester fabric and printed with non-toxic ink, with accents of glowing orange plush and stuffed with fiberfill (and french fries and cheeseburgers...just kidding!). " "We design FUZZU toys with original artwork that's colorfully printed onto durable fabric. This distinctive style is blended with our unique brand of humor. Original packaging with a whimsical illustrated story is an added enhancement of each toy.
Created with originality, colorful detail, durability, quality materials and an irresistible sense of humor, FUZZU toys are for pets and for you!"
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